Patrick Mahomes can dominate a blitz, read a defense, and throw impossible touchdowns —
but can he paint?
A new viral video suggests… absolutely not.
But in the most adorable way.
During an artsy, lighthearted date night filmed for their partnership with CommunityAmerica Credit Union, the NFL’s golden couple — Patrick and Brittany Mahomes — decided to paint portraits of each other. And the results were so chaotic, so funny, and so them that the internet hasn’t stopped talking about it.
Brittany Goes First — And Patrick Tries So Hard to Pretend He’s Not Nervous
“Are you ready?” Brittany asked with a playful grin before flipping her canvas.
Her portrait?
Shockingly good.
Brushstrokes capturing Patrick’s signature curls, neatly shaped facial hair, and even a striped blue collared shirt.
Patrick nodded intensely, the way someone does when they’re trying to process whether this will make their own artwork look like a crime scene.
“Yeah, that’s… pretty good,” he said, scanning the painting like a coach reviewing game tape.
Finally, he cracked a smile.
“The hair’s the best part. Yeah, you did a pretty good job! It looks just like me.”
Little did Brittany know… she was about to regret encouraging him.
Then Came Patrick’s Portrait — And Brittany Needed a Minute
Before unveiling his masterpiece, Patrick issued an immediate warning:
“I’m not the best painter in the world, so don’t judge me on this.”
Translation:
Prepare yourself.
When Brittany flipped the canvas around, she gasped — loudly.
“OH MY GOSH!”
Her eyes widened.
Her jaw dropped.
Her spirit briefly left her body.
Patrick, suddenly defensive, blurted out:
“I think I did a pretty good job!”
Brittany pointed at the portrait’s mouth.
“Why are my teeth BLACK? Do I need to brush my teeth, Patrick?!”
The detail in question was… intense.
A thick streak of paint that looked less like teeth and more like someone had taken a bite out of a charcoal briquette.
But Patrick wasn’t ready to concede.
He proudly explained that he focused on the eyelashes.
Brittany’s reply?
“That’s a little excessive!”
Cue more laughter — and their daughter being summoned to identify who Daddy had painted.
The Internet LOVED Every Second of It
The video exploded across social media during the Chiefs’ bye week, giving fans the gift of harmless comedy right before the tension of Kansas City’s return to the field.
Unfortunately for the Mahomes family, the Chiefs’ next outing ended in a narrow 22–19 loss to the Broncos, dropping them to 5–5.
But fans agreed on one thing:
The Mahomes painting date was the purest highlight of the week.
**One Thing Is Clear:
Patrick Mahomes Should Not Quit His Day Job**
He may be the most gifted quarterback of his generation, but when it comes to art?
Let’s just say…
stick to football, Patrick.
Because Brittany’s reaction — and the internet’s — says everything.